I certainly hope Eliot's getting all his aggression out now, because he's not going to have the chance again for quite a while.
So there were a few guesses about what kind of guitar Eliot has but no one quite got it. It wasn't a particularly easy question, though. I suppose you'd have to know the guitar. So here it is:
Hagstrom is a Swedish guitar manufacturer. For those who guessed Gibson or Fender, you weren't far off. The H-II combines a Gibson SG-style body with a Fender headstock. They're good guitars, but what really sets them apart is their thinner-than-average necks, which makes them especially nice for people with smaller hands, including a certain growing boy. :-)
They also make 12-strings which are super-awesome for the same reason. And there is even an 8-string bass which is exponentially cooler than a six string bass.
Alright guys. Have a great weekend! Eliot and I will see you Monday (he'll be done with his tantrum by then).